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Postby flyboy 28 » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:50 pm

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says,"What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!"

Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies.. "I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year" ;D
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Re: Burn.

Postby Jared » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:51 pm

LOL! Now that is a decent one! :)
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Re: Burn.

Postby Corsair Freak » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:08 pm

lol  :D
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Re: Burn.

Postby Omag 2.0 » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:36 pm

nice one... lol
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Re: Burn.

Postby chrisco17 » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:51 am

How true LOL
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Re: Burn.

Postby Foxtrot Sport » Sun Jun 19, 2005 12:41 am

ahhh, toi toi toi toi.

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Re: Burn.

Postby beefhole » Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:07 pm

hahaha nice ;D
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Re: Burn.

Postby Theis » Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:24 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Burn.

Postby the_autopilot » Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:19 pm

LMAO.

Is the $800 before or after taxes??
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Re: Burn.

Postby beefhole » Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:02 pm

Is the $800 before or after taxes??

Why, looking for a possible career in the industry? :-*

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Re: Burn.

Postby flyboy 28 » Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:04 pm

Why, looking for a possible career in the industry?


LMAO ;D
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