You might be a redneck if....

[Triple_7]

Quite extensive so heres the link:
http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger/we ... ecks.shtml


People hear your truck a long time before they see it...
Guilty  Neighbors just love me rolling in at all hours of the night

[i]The passengers enter your vehicle through the driver

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

You've taken reading material into an Aircraft Restroom  ::)

[Corsair Freak]

. . . you think beef jerky and Moonpies are two of the major food groups.

[i]. . . you

[Jared]

you might be a redneck if you wipe your feet before going outdoors..