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Something to Think About!

Postby Fly2e » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:06 pm

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her butt off to jail."



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Re: Something to Thank About!

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:12 pm

Scary but true ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Something to Think About!

Postby C » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:43 pm

Great! ;D
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Re: Something to Think About!

Postby Craig. » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:31 pm

lol brilliant ;D
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Re: Something to Think About!

Postby zeberdee » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:14 pm

Who is Martha Stewart ?
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Re: Something to Think About!

Postby Jared » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:40 pm

You don't want to know...

trust us here.. ;)
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Re: Something to Think About!

Postby Ben_M_K » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:42 pm

LOL Listen to Jared... ;) ;D
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Re: Something to Think About!

Postby Corsair Freak » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:39 pm

So true  :D
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Re: Something to Think About!

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:39 am

Who is Martha Stewart ?


Okay.... ::)

I don't know who that is either :P :P
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Re: Something to Think About!

Postby TacitBlue » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:20 am

She is a home-maker with a TV show.
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Re: Something to Think About!

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:57 pm

Have you two been living under a rock on Pluto curled up in a ball with your fingers in your ears while humming very loudly? ::)
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Re: Something to Think About!

Postby ChuckMajik » Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:04 pm

Have you two been living under a rock on Pluto curled up in a ball with your fingers in your ears while humming very loudly? ::)

I can't really see anybody outside of of North America knowing much about her.
Heck, they probably could careless, and most likely do.
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Re: Something to Think About!

Postby Ex-RoNiN » Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:04 pm

Have you two been living under a rock on Pluto curled up in a ball with your fingers in your ears while humming very loudly? ::)


Some people don't live in the States and guess what - outside of the United States, no one cares about your weird celebrities :P Not that anyone cares about anyone else's celebrities for that matter... ::) :P

Seriously though, it isn't hard to imagine that not everyone may live in the US, is it? ;)
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