How I'd like to die..

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How I'd like to die..

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri May 20, 2005 7:13 pm

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"

"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."
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Re: How I'd like to die..

Postby beefhole » Sat May 21, 2005 7:51 am

LOL! ;D ;D
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Re: How I'd like to die..

Postby Corsair Freak » Sat May 21, 2005 10:08 pm

:D LMAO
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Re: How I'd like to die..

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sat May 28, 2005 12:26 pm

lol  ;D
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Re: How I'd like to die..

Postby Jared » Sat May 28, 2005 6:37 pm

LOL! THat's the way to go.. :)
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Re: How I'd like to die..

Postby Moach » Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:24 pm

LOL
If nature wanted a man to fly - It would have given him more money
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Re: How I'd like to die..

Postby alrot » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:25 pm

He he he  ;D
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Re: How I'd like to die..

Postby Skligmund » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:34 am

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