Strange Funeral

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Strange Funeral

Postby TSC. » Sun May 22, 2005 12:59 pm

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

"What happened to her?"

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."
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Re: Strange Funeral

Postby Corsair Freak » Sun May 22, 2005 1:06 pm

lol  :D
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Re: Strange Funeral

Postby Gunny04 » Mon May 23, 2005 5:02 pm

LOL! now that is funny! Cheers, Gunny
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Re: Strange Funeral

Postby Jared » Mon May 23, 2005 9:30 pm

lol..been posted before.. ;)
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Re: Strange Funeral

Postby flyboy 28 » Tue May 24, 2005 2:28 pm

::)
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Re: Strange Funeral

Postby Corsair Freak » Tue May 24, 2005 7:51 pm

lol..been posted before.. ;)


I say we have Pete wipe out the Jokes forum so no more "been posted before"  ::)

then in about 2-3 years, you can start saying it again  :)


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