Friends Reuniting...

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Friends Reuniting...

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Fri May 13, 2005 12:31 pm

A friend just forwarded this...:

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Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room.
The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their
successes.
The first man says: "I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy.
He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the
barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration soon he was
promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General
Manager and now he is the president of the company.. He became so rich
that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his
birthday."
The second man says: "Damn, that's terrific!! My son is also my pride
and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a traveling
agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a
pilot and also manage to become a partner in the company where he now
owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his
best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man says: "Well, well ! congratulations!! My son is also my
pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied

in the best
universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction
company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave
away some thing very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft mansion specially for his friend."
The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes
of
theirs sons.
The forth friend who earlier had gone to restroom returned and asked:
"What'! s going on, what are all the congratulations for? One of the
three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes
of our sons." And then he asked, "What about your son?"
The forth man replied: "My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as
a
stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame that
must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel."
The forth man replied: "No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son
and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. And he is very
lucky too.
Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he
received
a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line
Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends"

Cheers all,
Ashar ;D ;D
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Re: Friends Reuniting...

Postby TacitBlue » Fri May 13, 2005 12:52 pm

LMAO
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Re: Friends Reuniting...

Postby Ben_M_K » Fri May 13, 2005 4:03 pm

That is hillarious!!! ;D ;D
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Re: Friends Reuniting...

Postby Gunny04 » Fri May 13, 2005 10:17 pm

LOL! Great stuff.... Cheers, Gunny
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Re: Friends Reuniting...

Postby ChuckMajik » Fri May 13, 2005 11:22 pm

Oh haha, another gay joke.
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Re: Friends Reuniting...

Postby cableguy » Sat May 14, 2005 12:03 pm

LOL
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Re: Friends Reuniting...

Postby Moach » Sat May 14, 2005 2:14 pm

LMAO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

didn't see that one coming ;D ;D
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Re: Friends Reuniting...

Postby Mobius » Sat May 14, 2005 9:28 pm

Nice. ;D ;D
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Re: Friends Reuniting...

Postby legoalex2000 » Sat May 14, 2005 10:20 pm

lol, i didn't expect that ending!! nice joke

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Re: Friends Reuniting...

Postby ctjoyce » Sun May 15, 2005 9:48 pm

That is AWESOME!!!!!
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Re: Friends Reuniting...

Postby the_autopilot » Mon May 16, 2005 12:04 am

LMAO.
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Re: Friends Reuniting...

Postby spirit1flyer » Mon May 16, 2005 3:01 pm

thats gota hurt  ;D
Red alert!!
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Re: Friends Reuniting...

Postby beefhole » Mon May 16, 2005 3:56 pm

LOL! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Friends Reuniting...

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon May 16, 2005 4:00 pm

Been posted before. 8) ;D


Still good though.



Suprised Andrew didn't spot it now he's back... :P ;D
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Re: Friends Reuniting...

Postby Jared » Fri May 20, 2005 10:04 am

::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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