Why I Fired My Secretary

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Why I Fired My Secretary

Postby faztech » Tue May 10, 2005 12:00 am

ahhh..if it has ever been posted before, I still wanna post it here.


Why I Fired My Secretary

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss. Happy Birthday."
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.

Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's
your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day. Let's go." We went lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We
had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said,
"No, I guess not.". She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom
and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat...on the couch..........naked.
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary

Postby Yurei » Tue May 10, 2005 12:07 am

LOL ;D
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary

Postby JackieAdkins » Tue May 10, 2005 12:24 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to funny
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary

Postby Jared » Tue May 10, 2005 4:56 am

LOL! Yep, that could be very bad..:)
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary

Postby Moach » Tue May 10, 2005 3:47 pm

don't you hate it whem THAT happens? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D lol!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue May 10, 2005 4:08 pm

Should I? Or shouldn't I?


Hmm....




Has to be done.........














Been posted before. ;D
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary

Postby Gunny04 » Tue May 10, 2005 5:11 pm

LOL!!!!!!!! I love that..... I forgot it even existed! Thanks for bringing it back *Pushes chair off head from laughing too hard* Cheers, Gunny
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary

Postby Wing Nut » Tue May 10, 2005 6:31 pm

I've heard that before, but I still laugh my a-- off every time I hear it.  :)
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary

Postby Jared » Tue May 10, 2005 8:27 pm

lol Woody, this one has been around so long I got it from my GRANDMOTHER a few years ago! :)
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary

Postby beefhole » Tue May 10, 2005 10:18 pm

HAHAHAHA!  Great! ;D
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Wed May 11, 2005 11:29 am

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary

Postby Theis » Wed May 11, 2005 12:28 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary

Postby Craig. » Wed May 11, 2005 5:44 pm

;D ;DLOL
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary

Postby Squeek » Wed May 11, 2005 7:27 pm

never heard it... idk maybe i have... but that is hilliarious!!!
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary

Postby the_autopilot » Wed May 11, 2005 7:40 pm

LMAO

I wonder how well that birthday party went.
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