Geography of a Woman

What are you laughing at?

Geography of a Woman

Postby 4_Series_Scania » Sun Jun 02, 2002 6:25 pm

Geography of a Woman

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35,she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


The Geography of a Man

Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick   ;D
Posting drivel here since Jan 31st, 2002. - That long!
"He who laughs last, thinks slowest."
User avatar
4_Series_Scania
Major
Major
 
Posts: 3194
Joined: Thu Jan 31, 2002 4:34 pm
Location: Newport Shropshire U.K.

Re: Geography of a Woman

Postby Chunkey » Sun Jun 02, 2002 7:25 pm

you finished it off nicley at the end.
AMD Athlon 64 3000+
1GB PC3200 Hynix Ram
Sapphire Radeon X800 XT
Soundblaster Audigy 2
Chunkey
Major
Major
 
Posts: 1111
Joined: Fri Feb 01, 2002 3:15 pm
Location: Toronto

Re: Geography of a Woman

Postby ChuckMajik » Sun Jun 02, 2002 8:28 pm

I'll just edit this old post out of spite.
Last edited by ChuckMajik on Tue May 03, 2005 11:01 am, edited 1 time in total.
ChuckMajik
 

Re: Geography of a Woman

Postby Rivers » Sun Jun 02, 2002 9:02 pm

nice one
Image
User avatar
Rivers
1st Lieutenant
1st Lieutenant
 
Posts: 457
Joined: Sun Feb 03, 2002 8:03 pm

Re: Geography of a Woman

Postby asnamara » Mon Jun 03, 2002 4:49 am

cool :D lol
C152 - C172 - C172RG - C-182 - BE76 - C208
User avatar
asnamara
Major
Major
 
Posts: 1168
Joined: Wed May 15, 2002 8:56 pm
Location: Brisbane, Australia  -  France

Re: Geography of a Woman

Postby BMan1113VR » Mon Jun 03, 2002 3:06 pm

lol ;)
Sincerely,
Me

SimV NFL 2006-2007 Season Pool Co-Champion (157-99; 9-2)
SimV NFL 2005-2006 Season Pool Co-Champion (163-93)
SimV NFL 2004-2005 Season Pool Champion (1
User avatar
BMan1113VR
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 8661
Joined: Fri Feb 01, 2002 12:37 pm
Location: Los Angeles, California

Re: Geography of a Woman

Postby 4_Series_Scania » Mon Jun 03, 2002 6:32 pm

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said little Johnny. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?  ;D
Posting drivel here since Jan 31st, 2002. - That long!
"He who laughs last, thinks slowest."
User avatar
4_Series_Scania
Major
Major
 
Posts: 3194
Joined: Thu Jan 31, 2002 4:34 pm
Location: Newport Shropshire U.K.

Re: Geography of a Woman

Postby Cloud_Maker » Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:33 am

;D LOL  ;D
Cloud_Maker
 

Re: Geography of a Woman

Postby Jaffa » Fri Jun 07, 2002 9:14 pm

Im liking the geography from 18 thru 35  ;) ;) ;) ;)
Jaffa
Major
Major
 
Posts: 1139
Joined: Tue Jun 04, 2002 5:04 pm
Location: New York

Re: Geography of a Woman

Postby Alphajet_Enthusiast » Mon May 02, 2005 1:50 am

LOOOOOOOOOOLLL!!  ;D
Image
Macbook Pro | Nvidia Geforce 8600M GT | 2GB Ram | 2.6GHz Intel Core 2 Duo | Mac OSX 10.5 Leopard
User avatar
Alphajet_Enthusiast
Major
Major
 
Posts: 2858
Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 12:49 pm

Re: Geography of a Woman

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Mon May 02, 2005 11:19 am

Geography of a Woman

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.


ROFL!! Bush land huh ;D ;D
User avatar
Hai Perso Coyone?
Ground hog
Ground hog
 
Posts: 0
Joined: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:31 pm
Location: Rome, Italy

Re: Geography of a Woman

Postby Alphajet_Enthusiast » Mon May 02, 2005 1:07 pm

This was so funny I had to send it to all my friends!
Image
Macbook Pro | Nvidia Geforce 8600M GT | 2GB Ram | 2.6GHz Intel Core 2 Duo | Mac OSX 10.5 Leopard
User avatar
Alphajet_Enthusiast
Major
Major
 
Posts: 2858
Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 12:49 pm

Re: Geography of a Woman

Postby Ben_M_K » Mon May 02, 2005 1:21 pm

Alphajet, why did you bring this back? ::) :P ;D
Ben_M_K
 

Re: Geography of a Woman

Postby beefhole » Mon May 02, 2005 3:01 pm

Dont you just love it when someone revives a three year old thread? :D

Im just messin ;)
User avatar
beefhole
Major
Major
 
Posts: 3804
Joined: Thu Jun 05, 2003 8:57 am
Location: Philadelphia

Re: Geography of a Woman

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon May 02, 2005 3:39 pm

When I first saw this I was all ready to say "been posted before". Then I looked at the date. :P
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!

Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains c
User avatar
Woodlouse2002
Colonel
Colonel
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Wed Feb 06, 2002 3:51 pm
Location: Cornwall, England

Next

Return to Humour

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 711 guests