>> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>> WIFE: "Why not- don't you like being married?"
>> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>> HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
>> WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face)
>> HUSBAND: (makes loud groan)
>> WIFE: "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
>> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>> WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
>> HUSBAND: "I guess so."
>> WIFE: "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
>> HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed."
>> WIFE: ---silence--
>> HUSBAND: "oh s**t"
Dave
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