3 blondes on an Island

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3 blondes on an Island

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sun Mar 06, 2005 5:24 pm

3 blondes were shipwrecked and had been stranded on an Island for weeks, they were running out of supplies from the wreck and realised they had to leave this island if they were to survive, unfortunatly none knew what to domp One day one of the girls finds a lamp. After she rubs it out pops a genie, the genie then declares that he will grant one wish to each girl.
The first wishes to be 10 times smarter so that she can find a way home. There is a flash and she is now brunnette, she then proceedes to swim from the island to shore and survives.
The second wishes to be 100 times smarter, there is a flash and she is now a read head. She then chops down some palm trees, builds a raft and sails to shore.
The third girls wishes to be 1000 times smarter, there is a flash and she is now a man, he then walked across the bridge....
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Re: 3 blondes on an Island

Postby Jared » Sun Mar 06, 2005 5:43 pm

Ah hahahahahahaha!!!  ;D
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Re: 3 blondes on an Island

Postby beefhole » Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:38 pm

lol, nice ;D
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Re: 3 blondes on an Island

Postby chomp_rock » Sun Mar 06, 2005 9:41 pm

LOL! Sexist but funny!
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Re: 3 blondes on an Island

Postby Ben_M_K » Sun Mar 06, 2005 10:21 pm

Now that is good!! :) :)
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Re: 3 blondes on an Island

Postby raz » Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:52 am

Ouch!

No wonder we have so few female members here.   ;D
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Re: 3 blondes on an Island

Postby Hagar » Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:43 am

[quote]Ouch!

No wonder we have so few female members here.
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Re: 3 blondes on an Island

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:54 pm

Not really. You should see the jokes they tell about us. :o :D


LOL! This is gud for a laugh ;D ;D
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Re: 3 blondes on an Island

Postby SideWinder9 » Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:59 pm

Lol.............. ;D ;D
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Re: 3 blondes on an Island

Postby HerSELF » Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:12 pm

Very good.


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Re: 3 blondes on an Island

Postby the_autopilot » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:03 am

LOL
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Re: 3 blondes on an Island

Postby wealthysoup » Sat Apr 23, 2005 8:22 am

lol good one  :D
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Re: 3 blondes on an Island

Postby beaky » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:34 pm


Very good.


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Probably not a blonde, either... ;D ;)
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