From top to bottom starting with the one who failed to evolve:
1 - Tearious Excusious: The Whiner
Profile: "i would have had you and then won if you hadnt picked the nad/camp/combo/pro-sniper online map!!!!"
Description: This has to be the most annoying player in god's universe. He complains that you cheated or you were just unfair and always seems to be the only one with either bad connection or bad controllers. He blames everyone for his mistakes and blunders but himself.
2 - Disruptous Obnoxious: this title says it all
Profile: "SHUTUP. GETLOST, STOPIT.andGETLOST THENSHUTUP"
Description: He interupts in the middle of your chat. You say hello to him and he tells you to get lost.
3 - Forgot the title, but the basic name is "Tough Guy"
Profile: "You shoot me down, and I will rearrange your face later on"
Description: He is the online-version of a bully. You kill him online in a deathmatch on Halo 2, and he later stabs you as you turn a corner with your trusty plasma rifle as a form of retaliation.
4 - Gabious Maximum: The Motor Mouth
Profile: "soanyways,i metthis guy at another onlinegameroom.Hecouldn'tshut upso isnuckupon himand stuckaplamsa grenadeon him and..................................................................."
Description: He talks about his life. He talks about his friends. He talks about his cool brother or annoying sister. Hell, he even talks about his girlfriend. ONLINE!!! Just ignore him and you'll be fine.
5 - Oblivious Silioncio: The Ghost
Profile: "........................."
Description: The ghost joins your clan. The ghost never talks or utter a single word [not even sylable]. He even fails to respond to any form of communication whatsoever. The ghost also never shows up to online meetings nor participates in tactics. And then, as fast as he join, he disappears without a trace. It's as if the ghost was never there.
6 - Obitisticous Delusio: The Insider
Profile: "Well, I understand that this game is good, but Halo 3 (three) is way better. Yeah, that's right. I played it"
Description: He has the truth about Roswell. He has access to all the future games that might come out. Hell, he even knows where the Arc of the Covanant is. He has everything EXCEPT a single shred of PROOF to back his claims.
7 - Homosapien: The Normal One
Profile: "gg"
Description: Homosapien means "Most Wise". You are here if you haven't played online. However, you will most likely become one of the other 6 types after you try.
