Why are planes better than women

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Why are planes better than women

Postby Brute » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:35 pm

An airplane will kill you quick . . . a woman takes her time.
Airplanes like to do it inverted.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'
An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
You can fly an airplane any time of the month.
Airplanes don't have parents.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.
When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy
airplane magazines.
If your airplane is too loose, you can tighten it.
It's always OK to use tie downs on your airplane.
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Re: Why are planes better than women

Postby Stormtropper » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:07 pm

And yet we still ride women more often than airplanes ::)

lol...

'Airplanes don't have parents. '

My favorite one ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Why are planes better than women

Postby beefhole » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:22 pm

And yet we still ride women more often than airplanes ::)

Yeah, I wish ;D

Good one Brute :)
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Re: Why are planes better than women

Postby Jared » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:49 pm

Yeah, I wish ;D

Good one Brute :)


hehehe, It's good to know I'm not the only one in this here boat...;-)  guess it's getting quite full in here actually...  ;D
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Re: Why are planes better than women

Postby AlphaBravo » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:15 am

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Re: Why are planes better than women

Postby Flt.Lt.Andrew » Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:38 am

Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy
airplane magazines.


Oh, thats so, so correct......

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Re: Why are planes better than women

Postby lizardofozz88 » Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:04 am

How do people come up with these? Awsome...lol...
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Re: Why are planes better than women

Postby Gunny04 » Wed Apr 20, 2005 5:35 pm

LOL! So very true, Nice one, I'm laughing my head off! Cheers gunny ;D
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