Yesterday morning when I was driving to work I looked over to the left of me and I saw a woman behind the wheel of a brand new Mustang that must have been doing atleast 100km/h and she was doing her eyelashes looking in the rear-view mirror while driving! Can you believe this? I took my eyes off of her for no more than two seconds, and when I looked back at her, half of her car was in my lane, still doing her makeup! Now, like any guy, it is very hard to frighten me, but I was so damn scared that I dropped the electric shaver in my right hand, which took with it the donut in my other hand while it was falling! Trying to control the car with my knees, I accidently pulled the wire from my mobile which ended up falling from my ear into the cup of coffee that I had between my legs! Not only did my new expensive phone die, but I was talking to a very important client and this was at the most important moment of the conversation! Damnit! Women should NOT BE ALLOWED TO DRIVE!
Vic
