CIA Recruiting

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CIA Recruiting

Postby Souichiro » Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:49 pm

The C.I.A. Is holding a comperative exam for their next assasin. A few hundred people do the exam and finaly they are left with three finalists.

The First man is called in.

Sir, in the room next door is your wife and to show that you are able to kill in all circumstances, Go in and shoot her! The guy listens in awe and says: My Wife? NO NEVER!!! and he fails the test.

The second man goes is called and gets the same question asked. He replies

I'll try. But after a minute he comes back crying and tears in his eyes. I lover her too much I can't. He fails.

Then a woman is called in.

She gets the same assignment.

She takes the gun and goes in.The Jury hear six gunshots followed by a lot of screaming and noise followed by a deafening silence. After a few minutes the woman comes out all sweaty and says: You really pulled one there. The gun was loaded with blanks, I had to take the chair and beat him to death!!
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Re: CIA Recruiting

Postby Deputy » Tue Apr 05, 2005 3:16 pm

This has been posted here countless times. . .   ::)
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

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Re: CIA Recruiting

Postby Jared » Tue Apr 05, 2005 3:27 pm

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