Douglas Survey

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[Commie]

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[Nitro]

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[Souichiro]

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[`Josh]

1. Status:
           
[ ] Mr [ ]Mrs [ ] Ms [ ] Miss [x] Lt [ ] Gen
[ ] Comrade [ ] Classified [ ] Other
     

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2. Which model aircraft did you purchase
     
[x] F-14 Tomcat
[ ] F-15 Eagle
[ ] F- 16 Falcon
[ ] F - 117A Stealth
[ ] Classified  


3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day) 1993/02/02



4. Serial Number 5127623012



5. Please indicate where this product was purchased

[ ] Received as a gift / Aid package [ ] Catalogue
[x] Showroom
[ ] Mail order
[ ] Discount store
[ ] Government surplus
[ ] Classified


6. Please indicate how you became aware of this McDonnell Douglas product you have just purcased

[ ] Heard loud noise, looked up [ ] Store display
[x] Espionage
[ ] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
[ ] Political lobbying by manufacturer
[ ] Was attacked by one


7. Please indicate the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product

[x] Style / appearance [x] Speed / maneuverability
[ ] Price / value [x] Comfort / convenience
[ ] Kickback / bribe
[ ] Recommended by sales person
[ ] McDonnell Douglas reputation
[ ] Advanced weapons systems
[ ] Backroom Politics
[ ] Negative experience opposing one in combat


8. Please indicate the location(s) where this product will be used
[ ] North America [ ] Iraq [ ] Iran [x] Aircraft carrier
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Europe
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Middle East (not Iraq)
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Africa
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Asia / Far East
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Misc 3rd world
[ ] Iraq
[x] Classified .
[ ] Iraq


9. Please indicate the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future
[x] Colour TV [ ] VCR [ ] ICBM [ ] Killer satellite
[x] CD Player
[x] Air-to-Air missile
[ ] Space Shuttle
[x] Home computer
[ ] Nuclear weapon    


10. How would you describe yourself or your organisation? (Indicate all that apply)

[ ] Communist / Socialist [ ] Terrorist [ ] Crazed
[x] Neutral
[ ] Demorcratic
[ ] Dictatorship
[ ] Corrupt
[ ] Primive / Tribal


11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product ?

[ ] Deficit spending [ ] Cash [ ] Suitcase of cocaine
[ ] Oil revenues
[ ] Personal cheque
[x] Credit card
[ ] Ransom money
[ ] Travelers cheque


12. Your occupation

[ ] Homemaker [ ] Sales / Marketing [ ] Revolutionary
[ ] Clerical
[x] Mercenary
[ ] Tyrant
[ ] Middle management
[x] Eccentric billionaire
[ ] Defence Minister
[ ] General
[ ] Retired
[ ] Student


13. To help us better understand our customers, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis

[x] Golf [x] Boating / sailing [x] Sabotage
[ ] Running / jogging
[ ] Propaganda / missinformation
[ ] Destabilisation / overthrow
[ ] Default on loans
[ ] Gardening
[ ] Crafts
[x] Black market / smuggling
[ ] Collectibles / collections
[ ] Watching sport on TV
[ ] Wines
[ ] Interrogation / torture
[ ] Household pets
[ ] Crushing rebellions
[x] Espionage / recooaissance
[ ] Fashion clothing
[ ] Border disputes
[ ] Mutually assured destruction


Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future, as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups and mysterious consortia.
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