This is what happens when you get old..

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This is what happens when you get old..

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:52 pm

I think I posted this before.. Oh well. ::)

An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer's given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the doctor with an empty jar.

"What happened?" says the doctor.

"Well," the old man starts, "I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left -- nothing. Then she tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called Evelyn, the lady next door, but still nothing."

The doctor bursts out, "You asked your neighbor?"

"Yep, No matter what we tried we couldn't get that damn jar open."
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Re: This is what happens when you get old..

Postby Jared » Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:34 pm

::)
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Re: This is what happens when you get old..

Postby ChuckMajik » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:03 pm

This is what happens when you get old..


An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer's given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the doctor with an empty jar.

"What happened?" says the doctor.

"Well," the old man starts, "I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left -- nothing. Then she tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called Evelyn, the lady next door, but still nothing."

The doctor bursts out, "You asked your neighbor?"

"Yep, No matter what we tried we couldn't get that damn jar open."

I thought you died?
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Re: This is what happens when you get old..

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:06 pm

That, too. :P
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Re: This is what happens when you get old..

Postby Katahu » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:26 pm

I heard a lot of strange stories from patients who visit the pharmacy, but that story takes the cake. ;D
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