Priest and Hunter

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Priest and Hunter

Postby Souichiro » Sat Mar 19, 2005 6:59 pm

In Dutch this one is really funny I hope it doesn't lose anything of it in the translation.

On a summer day a priest and a hunter go out hunting. While walking in the forest the hunter sees a deer, He aims, He shoots and misses. "G#d damn I missed "he shouts. The priest who hears the swearing says to the hunter:"Do not swear or you shall be punished by the man up there". The hunter mumbles something and they continue. The hunter sees a Rabbit, once again he aims he shoots he misses and once again "G#d damn I missed", the priest warns him again. They continue their hunt and the hunter spots some ducks. He aims He shoots he misses. G#d damn I missed immediately lightning strikes down from heaven hitting the priest. The pries falls down dead on the floor. The hunter looks at the priest and hears a voice from up heaven "G#d damn I missed".
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Re: Priest and Hunter

Postby TacitBlue » Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:54 pm

LMAO, thats great.

when I saw the title, I was affraid this was going to be a racist joke I heard once. That would really anger the mod up there...you know... Pete.
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Re: Priest and Hunter

Postby xFLAMESx » Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:00 pm

ROFL! That's a goodun ;D
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Re: Priest and Hunter

Postby Souichiro » Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:04 pm

Thought It wouldnt give problems this one if it offends someone ill remove it
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Re: Priest and Hunter

Postby Jared » Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:01 pm

No worries, it's a good sense of humor.. :-)
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Re: Priest and Hunter

Postby the_autopilot » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:51 am

Moderator: *Goes to click delete button* Goddam, I missed.
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