In Dutch this one is really funny I hope it doesn't lose anything of it in the translation.
On a summer day a priest and a hunter go out hunting. While walking in the forest the hunter sees a deer, He aims, He shoots and misses. "G#d damn I missed "he shouts. The priest who hears the swearing says to the hunter:"Do not swear or you shall be punished by the man up there". The hunter mumbles something and they continue. The hunter sees a Rabbit, once again he aims he shoots he misses and once again "G#d damn I missed", the priest warns him again. They continue their hunt and the hunter spots some ducks. He aims He shoots he misses. G#d damn I missed immediately lightning strikes down from heaven hitting the priest. The pries falls down dead on the floor. The hunter looks at the priest and hears a voice from up heaven "G#d damn I missed".