Pre-Flight Encouragement

[allosaurus1]

Pre-Flight Encouragement

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. Firstly, I'd
like to thank you for choosing Mandarin Airlines. As we taxi out to
the runway, please make yourself comfortable... and for those of you
sitting on the right side of the plane, please look to your left.

[Vic]

I hope you mean it the other way around (Those on right look to the left)...unless ofcourse you want to drive an airline into the ground  ;D
Lol, makes me think again about that 'Flying in China' story I posted last month I can even picture what that flight attendant would say during the briefing.
"Hello lady and gentlemen! Please pay attention to safety briefing! If you look out to your right, you see how useless safety briefing is! So just buckle up and shut up!"
Vic

[allosaurus1]

yep your right, its right now. thats the last thing that they would need is to go bank rupped

[the_autopilot]

Benn posted before.


Still funny though.