Ghandi

[SideWinder9]

Here is a funny pun....


Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).....
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

[Mobius]

I've heard that one before, but I couldn't remember what the actual title was and it was making me sooo mad!  So thank you for the excellent joke and helping me remember.

[chomp_rock]

First time I heard that was on the Car Talk radio show.

[alrot]

[Tom.]

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