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Postby PSW » Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:41 pm

Yep, twelve now, more !

1.   Why didn't Noah squat those two pesky mosquitoes ?

2.   Why are there Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-thru ATM ?

3.   Why are there interstates in Hawaii and Alaska ?

4.   If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

5.   Why is abbreviation such a long word ?

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Re: PP 12

Postby TacitBlue » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:25 am

number 4 is good. I always thought you packed it in glass, or delicate electronics.
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Re: PP 12

Postby chomp_rock » Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:35 am

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Re: PP 12

Postby Jared » Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:50 pm

the styrofoam one is simple...

you pack the pieces you want to be delivered safely in more styrofoam, then the good pieces are all safe! :-)
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Re: PP 12

Postby Skittles » Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:06 am

2.   Why are there Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-thru ATM ?


To eliminate the costs involved in created brailleless keypads.
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Re: PP 12

Postby Deputy » Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:27 pm

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Re: PP 12

Postby the_autopilot » Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:12 pm




Simple, and actually you're all wrong. It is in order to comply with the laws pertaining to the "Americans with Disabilities Act".


But why, how does a blind person use a drive thru atm??
Or rather, better question is, do you want a blind person to be using a DRIVE-throu atm?
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