Tru dat

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Tru dat

Postby Brute » Sat Mar 05, 2005 12:26 am

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.  

As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought
maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some  
more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decentdonkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.  

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.
The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell  
into the river and drowned.  

The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well  

kiss your ass good-bye.    
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Re: Tru dat

Postby z1010 » Sat Mar 05, 2005 5:16 am

I like this one.
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Re: Tru dat

Postby Jared » Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:55 am

hehe, been posted before, by my and numerous others still a good one! :-)
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Re: Tru dat

Postby the_autopilot » Sun Mar 06, 2005 3:52 pm

The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well  

kiss your ass good-bye.


I think big business learned this lesson long ago.
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