Spaghetti

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Spaghetti

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:41 am

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian oman for several years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

Honey, she said, "You received a very strange post card
today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.

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This may have already been posted before, if so....sorry
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Re: Spaghetti

Postby Jared » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:21 pm

Yep, been posted before, bout a week ago if that.... ;D

However since you included the disclaimer at the bottom of your post, we shall forigive you this time..;-)

However if we see you bring this subject up again, in a few weeks we reserve the right to call in the V-squad with their marmalade bombs!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Spaghetti

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:37 pm

Oh well all I can say is-

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Re: Spaghetti

Postby asda_price » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:17 pm

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Re: Spaghetti

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Now that's a toothy grin...... ;D
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Re: Spaghetti

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:24 pm

I'd forgotten that one, it still cracks me up ;D
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Re: Spaghetti

Postby Jared » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:11 pm

allrighty then, you really want to play that way? Ozzy, arm the bombs, and next time he turns his back get em sticky! :-)

Make it orange too... :P
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Re: Spaghetti

Postby chomp_rock » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:37 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Spaghetti

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:35 pm

allrighty then, you really want to play that way? Ozzy, arm the bombs, and next time he turns his back get em sticky! :-)

Make it orange too... :P


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Re: Spaghetti

Postby Jared » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:58 pm

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Notice the name in the lower left corner as well! :-)
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Re: Spaghetti

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:45 pm

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Notice the name in the lower left corner as well! :-)


Wow, that certainly is a big one......lmao

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Re: Spaghetti

Postby Jared » Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:51 pm

;D

Wow, that certainly is a big one......lmao

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Hey! Watch it! We've got children on these forums!!!  :o :-X

oops, I guess you were probably talking about the marmalade bomb right?  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Spaghetti

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:24 pm

[quote] ;D

Hey! Watch it! We've got children on these forums!!!
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Re: Spaghetti

Postby Jared » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:32 pm

hehehe, nope not bragging honest.... ;D
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Re: Spaghetti

Postby Deputy » Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:10 am

Hah. Not bad.
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