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Postby Jared » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:59 pm

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor guy is thinking about getting married."
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Re: friend for supper

Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:32 pm

;D ;D
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Re: friend for supper

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:14 pm

hmmmmm.......
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Re: friend for supper

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:14 pm

Oh, now I get it
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Re: friend for supper

Postby Jared » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:14 pm

lol, that's funny.... ::)
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Re: friend for supper

Postby jknight8907 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:23 pm

Heh. Chuck was almost funnier than the joke....
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