If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
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Ashar
Bar by Mees
