Wife from Hell!!

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Wife from Hell!!

Postby eno » Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:57 am

A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
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I love this part....

"Only when he's been drinking."
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Re: Wife from Hell!!

Postby Hagar » Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:03 pm

LMAO.......! ;D

I really like that. :D
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Re: Wife from Hell!!

Postby Mozz » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:51 pm

haha lmao, just when it couldn't get any worse
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Re: Wife from Hell!!

Postby stiz » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:01 pm

ha ha ha :D

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Re: Wife from Hell!!

Postby Jared » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:19 pm

D'oh! Was she blonde?
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Re: Wife from Hell!!

Postby Deputy » Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:25 pm

:-/ Drinking and driving.....  >:(
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

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Re: Wife from Hell!!

Postby the_autopilot » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:06 am

If I ever marry a women like that...

2 bullets to my head should do it.
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Re: Wife from Hell!!

Postby Akula. » Sun Jan 23, 2005 7:39 am

LOL!!!

It's just one of those CRAAAAAAP!!!!! moments!

LOL

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Re: Wife from Hell!!

Postby LoneEagle » Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:00 pm

"With all that money you stole, the fine won't be a
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Re: Wife from Hell!!

Postby spirit1flyer » Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:40 pm

lol
Red alert!!
Red alert!!
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Re: Wife from Hell!!

Postby Squeek » Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:03 pm

that would definatly sux
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Re: Wife from Hell!!

Postby cableguy » Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:04 pm

I know whats the next thing this guy is gonna do once he gets out of jail!  ;)
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Re: Wife from Hell!!

Postby LoneEagle » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:20 am

"Why don't you just shoot this policeman like you
did the last one?"
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