A New Airline

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

Before I tell the joke, the word Punjab is a state in India. As you all know, Indian planes are not the best of quality when it comes to flying.  :-/ This joke tells us more. And don't think i'm inulting Indians, I am indian and almost every Indian hates flying in Indian planes. Enjoy:

>>Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen? This is your captain

[Archer <]-]

Punjab Airways has an excellent record for safety. In fact our safety standards are so high that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

yeah tht sentence had me rolling on the ground with laughter

[Jared]

lol, now that's scary! :-)  ;D

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

[quote]lol, now that's scary! :-)

[JerryO]

So, maybe your uncle flew with Punjab Airways once and was lucky enough to survive it. If that

[jimclarke]

Good one!

Jim

[flyboy 28]

Hmm...

[Bombardier101]

my uncle sent this one to me. he is not half interested in Aviation, but he knows i am. actually he hates aviation.

If he had flown on a Punjab Airways flight he would be lucky to be ALIVE! lol  

[Omag 2.0]

Did anyone else read that with the voice of Apu in his mind?  ;)

Freaky stuff Enola!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for
take off and
>>fasten your belt. For those of you who can't find a seat
belt, kindly
>>fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat.

Now that's a cool part....  ;D

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

thanks fer the comment

[C]

As you all know, Indian planes are not the best of quality when it comes to flying.

Must be Boeings then...

[Jared]

Must be Boeings then...

lol...

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

hot charlie doesnt appear to like Boiengs :-/


its good cuz i dont like em either

[beefhole]

That's like the recent south park episode... the best line was "thankyou for flying city airlines, we know you have a choice and it appears as though you have made the wrong one" then the pilot bails out as the engine dies.