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Re: You're worst joke

Postby Jared » Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:24 am

so two pieces ot toilet paper are sitting side by side...

one looks at the other and says:

"Boy, we are on a roll now!"
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Re: You're worst joke

Postby SideWinder9 » Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:33 pm

Wannna know a dirty joke?


The boy fell in the mud. ::) :P
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Re: You're worst joke

Postby Jared » Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:34 pm


Wannna know a dirty joke?


The boy fell in the mud. ::) :P


why you don't say?!?!?  ;D
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Re: You're worst joke

Postby stiz » Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:28 pm

You guys should be stand up comedians










Then we could shoot you down  ::) :P

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Re: You're worst joke

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:38 pm

Two shepherds in Chechnya, one turns to the other and says "Lets get the flock out of here"
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Re: You're worst joke

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Sat Dec 04, 2004 6:16 pm

Whats a hedgehogs favorite food?












Prickled onions.
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Re: You're worst joke

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sun Dec 05, 2004 4:02 pm

What happened to the frog that broke down?













he got toad away  ::)
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Re: You're worst joke

Postby birdie » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:01 am

Ask me if I am a tree!











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Re: You're worst joke

Postby Jared » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:46 pm

NO!!


D'oH! I thought you were.... :o ;D ::)
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Re: You're worst joke

Postby Wing Nut » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:50 pm

Where do Russians hide their armies?















Up their sleevies!  :)
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Re: You're worst joke

Postby beefhole » Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:17 am

What's funier than a circus catching fire?  ???

The elephant freaking out and running into the orphan parade.  ;D
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Re: You're worst joke

Postby Jared » Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:07 pm

lol, that's messed up.. :-)
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Re: You're worst joke

Postby Wing Nut » Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:18 pm

Two Lemons are sitting in the bathtub when one turns around and says "Would you please pass the soap?"

The other one replies "What do I look like; a typewriter?"  ;D
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Re: You're worst joke

Postby alrot » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:12 pm

[quote]My worst joke....hmmmm.....I have to say it was my ex-wife.
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Re: You're worst joke

Postby Ace_777 » Sun Dec 12, 2004 9:44 am

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says 'is this a joke'?
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