news paper headline

[TacitBlue]

"Bicyclist, 2 children injured in belt accidents"

I didnt make that one up, it was real, and I laughed for a good 20 minutes. It actually makes sense when you read the article. Anyone else got one?

[ozzy72]

An old favourite of mine was sent to me by my aunt who lives in Cornwall "Woman, 88 dies"

[Woodlouse2002]

An old favourite of mine was sent to me by my aunt who lives in Cornwall "Woman, 88 dies"

That just shows you how nothing ever happens in the dark heathlands beyond the Tamar.

[ozzy72]

That also explains how you've got away with sitting on your toilet for so long Woodie

[Woodlouse2002]

I remember ages ago a headline that was in the local newspaper here. "Mother and four children missing."
Sadly this is a case of a newspaper missing the boat completely as on the same day that the newspaper was released three body's were found under the wood pile at their house and the other two were found buried in a field a few miles off. I believe the stepfather was sent down for life.

[Deputy]

An old favourite of mine was sent to me by my aunt who lives in Cornwall "Woman, 88 dies"

Talk about having nothing to write about.

[Tequila Sunrise]

Talk about having nothing to write about.

I've got that beat:

"Seagul flys into Tesco" (UK Supermarket)

Craig  8)

[Politically Incorrect]

I don't know this one might beat that:

"Cow Gives Birth to Newborn Calf"

From my local paper, this was a actuall headline story.
Yes not much to write about here, especially after tourist season, but not all of us are stupid.
Hell what else would a cow give birth too a full grown cow???

[Jared]

lol, yeah those headlines are just plain silly some days... :-)

Daily Kent Stater: (School newspaper)

"Do the environment a favor, plant a bush back in Texas..."

[TacitBlue]

not a headline, but still funny: in a hunting catalogue, under the description for a gun you can order it said "*free hardwood case not included".

[Loafing Smurf]

"Squirrels become increasingly violent"

Okie Tokie (University newspaper)

[Jared]

lol, nasty squirrels are not a laughing matter! :-)

We have what seems like millions running around the campus... ;-)

[Loafing Smurf]

LOL...if you sit under a tree long enough, they'll throw an acorn at you. One of them roamed around my fire easape.

[Jared]

yeah walkig from class to class I'm half afraid to go by any bushes or trees cuz they come running out of nowhere and you don't know if they are gonna be viscious or not..

[mostickity]

I saw on online that said, " Robbers get nine years in violin case". another funny one was, " Iraqi head seaks arms"  ;D