The Top 10 Things You Should Not Say To A Security Guard When Caught Stealing Coins From A Mall Fountain
"Isn't there a robbery at the Orange Julius you should be investigating?"
I'm searching for a hard to find 1998 nickel."
"DUH!! The Gap is having a sale!"
"Did you know that it now costs 35 cents to make a phone call?"
"Thanks idiot...I had just made a wish that I could clean the fountain out and not get caught! Way to ruin that wish!!"
"Have you seen that really cool gumball machine in the food court? It rolls down a spiral ramp!"
"I'm at the last level of Mortal Kombat IV and I need another quarter."
"I'm trying to match the exact amount of your worthless paycheck you Barney Fife wannabe!"
"See..I need a quarter to make a phone call to my Kleptomaniacs Anonymous sponsor and that's why I'm stealing the quarters in the fountain. I NEED HELP MAN!!!"
"Ummmm...I'm looking for beer money?"
