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Top 10 Funny Store Signs

Postby stargazer » Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:24 am

Top 10 Funny Store Signs  

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
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Re: Top 10 Funny Store Signs

Postby Jared » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:40 pm

Sign seen of by a urinal in a london high-rise...

"Out of order, Use Floor Below..."
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Re: Top 10 Funny Store Signs

Postby chomp_rock » Tue Nov 16, 2004 10:45 am

lol ;D
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Re: Top 10 Funny Store Signs

Postby Squeek » Thu Nov 18, 2004 8:53 pm

that brigened my day!
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Re: Top 10 Funny Store Signs

Postby ARFFguy20 » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:33 am

those were good. and I liked the urinal one too. very funny as long as you don't slip in the "water" on the floor before you read that sign.
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Re: Top 10 Funny Store Signs

Postby `Josh » Sat Nov 20, 2004 1:09 am

How's this for a sign:

Poo Ping
Thai Chinese
Cuisine

;D ;D ;D

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http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign_070.htm
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