I needed the laugh . . .

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I needed the laugh . . .

Postby Travis » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:33 am

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,"What the heck is going on?"

The drunk, still staring down, replied:

"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
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Re: I needed the laugh . . .

Postby flyboy 28 » Sat Oct 16, 2004 9:12 am

Ohhhhhh man, thats good. ;D
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Re: I needed the laugh . . .

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Sat Oct 16, 2004 9:16 am

Now that is good and so close to Halloween to :)

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Re: I needed the laugh . . .

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:07 pm

lol  ;D
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Re: I needed the laugh . . .

Postby Jared » Sat Oct 16, 2004 5:35 pm

lol....

Heard it before, but still def. very funny! :-)  ;D
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Re: I needed the laugh . . .

Postby Squeek » Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:13 pm

damn that is good
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Re: I needed the laugh . . .

Postby mostickity » Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:18 pm

I needed that laugh! LOL thanks
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