CHINESE PROVERBS

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CHINESE PROVERBS

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:36 pm

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch a$$ should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

Postby Corsair Freak » Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:48 pm

OMG! thats great...ROFL

nice Romulus  ;D


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Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

Postby Stormtropper » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:51 pm

LMAO.....me like the crib ;D
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Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

Postby terbert » Sat Oct 09, 2004 5:00 am

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Brilliant   ;D ;D

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Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:16 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

Postby alrot » Sat Oct 09, 2004 12:36 pm

Truly true  he he he ;D ;D ;D
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Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

Postby Jared » Sat Oct 09, 2004 5:18 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

Postby the_autopilot » Sun Oct 10, 2004 1:13 am

Are these real?????????
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Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Oct 10, 2004 7:53 am

Are these real?????????


No they're a joke or better put- a parody of chinese proverbs, that's why it's posted in the joke forum.  ;D
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Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

Postby Loafing Smurf » Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:33 am

LOL... :P
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Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

Postby Blackhart » Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:15 am

Girl should not date basketball player, he dribbles before he shoots.

Girl who ride bicycle pedals ass all over town.

And: Don't forget the aviation/Ozzy one:


Man who fly upside down have hairy crack up.
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Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:21 am

Girl should not date basketball player, he dribbles before he shoots.

Girl who ride bicycle pedals ass all over town.

And: Don't forget the aviation/Ozzy one:


Man who fly upside down have hairy crack up.



LMAO, those are darn good ones! I'll have to add those to my list....lol.  ;D
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Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

Postby chomp_rock » Sun Oct 10, 2004 4:21 pm

ROFL ;D those are great!
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Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

Postby the_autopilot » Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:10 pm


No they're a joke or better put- a parody of chinese proverbs, that's why it's posted in the joke forum.  ;D



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Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

Postby Squeek » Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:24 pm

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