What is the difference between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?..........
By the time you have finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to pop your bone in !!!!!!! ;D
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympics team?....
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is in America already.
How do you tell if your wife is dead?......
The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up!!!
How do you make five pounds of fat look good?.......
Put a nipple on it!!!
Tony
