World's toughest dog

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World's toughest dog

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:06 pm

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be declared the winner and no longer interfere with the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings,which gave him all the milk.

After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen.

Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near it. When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal.

It was a 18 foot long Dachshund.  :o

Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Osama's monster dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.

Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund--- but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.

Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief,

"We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener dog."

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Re: World's toughest dog

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:25 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Nasty, yet strangely amusing ;D Romulus strikes again 8)
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Re: World's toughest dog

Postby Craig. » Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:30 pm

LOL ;D
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Re: World's toughest dog

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:53 pm

lol  ;D
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Re: World's toughest dog

Postby alrot » Sun Sep 26, 2004 1:56 pm

Just for me,the joke would be funnier if you wouldn't mentioned that piece of &$"% Osama,perhaps saddam i would swalowed
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Re: World's toughest dog

Postby Skittles » Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:40 pm

I don't like it. It tells me that Bush can't beat Osama unless he cheats.

But, Osama didn't say "no cheating" did he?
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Re: World's toughest dog

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:25 pm

I don't like it. It tells me that Bush can't beat Osama unless he cheats.

But, Osama didn't say "no cheating" did he?


It's a joke for crying out loud, don't make it into a political statement, please.  ::)

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Re: World's toughest dog

Postby pete » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:12 pm

LOL  ;D ;D

It's a joke for crying out loud, don't make it into a political statement, please.


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Re: World's toughest dog

Postby Jared » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:37 pm

;D ;D ;D :D :-X :P ;D
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Re: World's toughest dog

Postby Skittles » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:42 am

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It's a joke for crying out loud, don't make it into a political statement, please.
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Re: World's toughest dog

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:56 am

Well, I thought I was trying to be funny, I should have worded it differently.


No problem, I may have just misunderstood your intent.  
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Re: World's toughest dog

Postby Squeek » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:56 pm

im gettin a kick out of it
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Re: World's toughest dog

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Oct 02, 2004 8:25 am

im gettin a kick out of it


Sort of puts a new twist on the military and it's  old saying, "Adapt and overcome", doesn't it.  ;D
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Re: World's toughest dog

Postby SideWinder9 » Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:25 pm

LOL!!!  8) :D ;D
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Re: World's toughest dog

Postby the_autopilot » Sun Oct 10, 2004 1:04 am

How insulting.

Americans have to cheat to win...

And this is a political statement, if it isn't, why isn't other people used, for example miahail jackson himslef and someone else.

This is utterly degrading and morally bankrupt.
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