Helicopter Hints for Seattle . . .

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Helicopter Hints for Seattle . . .

Postby Travis » Sun Sep 26, 2004 1:44 am

If anyone can figure out where I found this, they will get my CHEESY PLEASE award . . . ::)

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to fly to the airport.  

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.  

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign read:  "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."  

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.  

The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless answer."
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Re: Helicopter Hints for Seattle . . .

Postby jimclarke » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:09 pm

HA!! ;D

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Re: Helicopter Hints for Seattle . . .

Postby SideWinder9 » Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:39 pm

Ha! that is pretty good! 8)
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Re: Helicopter Hints for Seattle . . .

Postby BFMF » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:03 pm

First off, already been posted* ;D

As for the question, You probably copied it from these other threads where it was posted here.

* http://www.simviation.com/cgi-bin/yabb/ ... 48;start=0

* http://www.simviation.com/cgi-bin/yabb/ ... 07;start=0

* http://www.simviation.com/cgi-bin/yabb/ ... 83;start=0
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Re: Helicopter Hints for Seattle . . .

Postby Travis » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:04 pm

Andrew, you are correct, sir! ;D
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Re: Helicopter Hints for Seattle . . .

Postby Jared » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:34 pm

lol, good old Andrew....must have nothing better to do...:_)
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Re: Helicopter Hints for Seattle . . .

Postby flyboy 28 » Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:05 pm

:P Even if it was around before, it's still good... ::)
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Re: Helicopter Hints for Seattle . . .

Postby Politically Incorrect » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:31 am

lol, good old Andrew....must have nothing better to do...:_)


Obviously over 11K posts can't see much else getting done! :o ;D
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Re: Helicopter Hints for Seattle . . .

Postby Squeek » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:40 pm

how true that is
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Re: Helicopter Hints for Seattle . . .

Postby cableguy » Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:52 pm

LMAO that JAKE guy posted it twice check the links andrew provided
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Re: Helicopter Hints for Seattle . . .

Postby Triple_7 » Mon Oct 04, 2004 7:16 pm

LOL....funny...yet the last line is somewhat true :P
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Re: Helicopter Hints for Seattle . . .

Postby gw » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:50 pm

I like it and I look forward to seeing it next year when it comes due again. ;D

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Re: Helicopter Hints for Seattle . . .

Postby BFMF » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:22 am

Obviously over 11K posts can't see much else getting done! :o ;D


Hey, In my defense, i've been here longer then most of you ;D
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