T-G-I-F vs. S-H-!-T

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T-G-I-F vs. S-H-!-T

Postby jimclarke » Tue Sep 21, 2004 1:48 pm

A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F!"  He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-!-T."  She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F." more slowly.  He again answered' "S-H-!-T."  The blonde decided to explain.  "T-G-I-F means 'Thank Goodness Its Friday'--Get it?  duuhh?"  The man answered, "S-H-!-T means 'Sorry, Honey, Its Thursday!"

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Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-!-T

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:28 pm

LMAO....That's a good one.... ;D
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Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-!-T

Postby Stratobat » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:03 pm

Hahaha :P

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Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-!-T

Postby chomp_rock » Fri Sep 24, 2004 7:50 am

lol  ;D
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Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-!-T

Postby alrot » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:13 am

;D ;DLol  ;D ;D
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Postby Jared » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:59 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-!-T

Postby SideWinder9 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:16 pm

Haha! 8)
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Postby Politically Incorrect » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:34 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-!-T

Postby Squeek » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:35 pm

LOL
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