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Too True

Postby Iroquois » Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:34 pm

Too True

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and"mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

6. You should not confuse your career with your life.
7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
10. Never lick a steak knife.
11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
12. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

16. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
18. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

19. Your friends love you anyway.
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Re: Too True

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:53 pm

Certainly is some truth there :)

Thanks for posting it!

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Re: Too True

Postby ChuckMajik » Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:54 pm

I'm going to post in here just to watch this thread die before it took off.

I kill everything I post in. Or at least severely cripple it.

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Re: Too True

Postby Skittles » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:11 pm

6. You should not confuse your career with your life.

Amen!
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Re: Too True

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:58 am

9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.  


if everyone is willing to accept this then I hold no responsibility for the consequences of my acctions on forthcomming Friday an Saterday nights  ::)

(Aint that bad really, I just really don't like dancing  8))
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Re: Too True

Postby alrot » Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:14 am

Hey Iroquois this is not a joke :o this are words of wisdom,I like all of them,should be placed in cafe simv



p.s.exept[quote]Too True

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.  
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Re: Too True

Postby Squeek » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:35 pm

thats pretty funny
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