Uses for a Maglite!!!

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Uses for a Maglite!!!

Postby L1011blonde » Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:26 pm

Here are some of the common and not-so common uses I have figured out for the old standby,the Maglite.
1.Use to light up the inside of your case after a failed Pentium 4 overclock.
2.also works as a handy nightstick for ruining that useless lamp-umm,i ment iMac.
-and when I say gone ,I mean GONE !!(can you tell I HATE macs!!!--sorry, I'll calm down )
3.works great as a way to vent your anger on that &$&$%^$% Geforce4 MX that failed for the 5000000th time-and you're too lazy to RMA it (p.s., that's dedicated to you,Fozzer!!)
                       Later,L1011 blonde
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Re: Uses for a Maglite!!!

Postby jimclarke » Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:25 pm

You really do hate macs!!

They must not be that great because I don't know of many people who have them.

I do know alot of people with maglites and they are quite useful ;)

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Re: Uses for a Maglite!!!

Postby Jared » Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:25 pm

lol...
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Re: Uses for a Maglite!!!

Postby chomp_rock » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:46 pm

lol
I've used my maglite to light my PC case up before and I've thrown it at a smoke detector (and hit it, knocking it it off the cieling and making its battery fly out) that went off when I was making pizza and some cheese dripped to the bottom of the oven and burned. But I've never clobbered a Crapintosh with it ;D
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