Rednecks in church...

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Rednecks in church...

Postby Jared » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:11 pm

The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.


People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.


The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering." Then five guys and two women stand up.


Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.


A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain
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Re: Rednecks in church...

Postby flyboy 28 » Tue Aug 17, 2004 12:28 pm

lmao! ;D

I gotta send this to my mom. Shes our church's secretary... ::)
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Re: Rednecks in church...

Postby Travis » Tue Aug 17, 2004 11:50 pm

Sounds like good ol' home to me . . . ;)
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