Aw Ozzy - I thought you were such a nice young man (said with a Les Dawson accent).
Reminds me of the one about snooker ace Ronnie O'Sullivan who got married. On the wedding night his new bride lay on the bed and opened her legs invitingly - but all O'Sullivan did was to pace around the bed looking worried. When asked what the problem was, he replied "I'm trying to decide whether to go for the pink or the brown."
