Non educated delinquent mother

[Tequila Sunrise]

A young Glaswiegan mother was attempting to register har children for child support beniffits, the welfare officer asks: "How many children do you have?
mother: "Ten"
WO: Surprised "nd their names?"
mother: "Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex,Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex and Alex."
WO: "Dosn't that get confusing?"
mother: "not really, if I want them to come for tea I simply shout Alex, or if I want them to go to bed I simply shout Alex go to bed."
WO: "I see, but suppose you want to speak to them individually?"
mother: "Thats easy, I use their surnames"


maybey only peopl from scotland will get this, I dunno  ::)

[ozzy72]

Its a bit like the Londoner joke "What is the definition of mass confusion? Fathers Day in Brixton!" I guess you have to have lived in London to get that one......

Mark

[Woodlouse2002]

Well, I get them both.

I live near Cambourne see, everone there is everyones sister, brother, in-law or parent.

[ozzy72]

I thought Thetford was the incest capital of the UK

[the_autopilot]

I don't get it.

Could someone explain it?

[Smoke2much]

I thought Thetford was the incest capital of the UK

I live close enough to thetford to find that immensly funny