Blonde people...

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Blonde people...

Postby asda_price » Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:43 am

There was a stadium full with 60,000 people who all had blonde hair. Only people with blonde hair were allowed to the event. The host of the show started to talk.

'Hello everyone! We have made this event to show that blonde people are not stupid, contrary to popular belief! We are actually very clever!'

Everyone starts to cheer.

'And to prove we are not stupid, I will ask this lady here a question.'

He walks forward to a 30-year old woman.

'Madam, what is 4+4?'

'Er... is it 2?'

Everyone in the stadium starts to chant 'Give her another chance! Give her another chance!'

'Er... is it 4?'

'Give her another chance! Give her another chance!'

'Ahh! Yes, of course! 4+4=8!'

'Give her another chance! Give her another chance!'
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Re: Blonde people...

Postby IcedFoxtrotter » Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:39 pm

I'm Forwarwarding that to my blond stepfather. Thanks! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blonde people...

Postby Jared » Sat Apr 03, 2004 11:00 am

And I thought that they weren't going to be allowed to do the wave, since so many blondes were drowning at the games...;-)
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Re: Blonde people...

Postby Wing Nut » Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:24 am

Been there, posted this...  :)
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Re: Blonde people...

Postby Moach » Tue Apr 06, 2004 3:30 am

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha.... i knew that one, but in portuguese (i live in brazil)

it's amazing how far blonde jokes travel ;D ;D ;D ;D
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