Hillbilly medical terms.

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Hillbilly medical terms.

Postby eno » Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:31 pm

Hill Billy Medical Terms!

Benign......................What you be after you be
eight.
Bacteria...................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.....................What doctors do when
patients die.
Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan..................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize................Made eye contact with her.
Colic.......................A sheep dog.
Coma.......................A punctuation mark.
D&C........................Where Washington is.
Dilate......................To live long.
Enema.....................Not a friend.
Fester.....................Quicker than someone else.Fibula......................A small lie.
G.I.Series................World Series of military
baseball.
Hangnail..................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent.................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain..............Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane.
Morbid....................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates..................Cheaper than day rates.
Node.......................I knew it.
Outpatient.............A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...............A fatherhood test.
Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.......A letter carrier.
Recovery Room......Place to do upholstery.
Rectum..................Damn near killed him.
Secretion...............Hiding something
Seizure...................Roman emperor.
Tablet....................A small table.
Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor....................More than one.
Urine.....................Opposite of mine.
Varicose.................Near by/close by.
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Re: Hillbilly medical terms.

Postby Jared » Sat Apr 03, 2004 9:23 am

;D ;D ;D very good! :-)
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Re: Hillbilly medical terms.

Postby terbert » Sat Apr 03, 2004 9:31 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Clever

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Postby Wing Nut » Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:25 am

::) :)
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Postby Craig. » Sun Apr 04, 2004 3:14 pm

;D ;DLOL brilliant
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Re: Hillbilly medical terms.

Postby RichieB16 » Sun Apr 04, 2004 10:01 pm

Wow, those are great.  Plus, they are believable-trust me (I've grown up with a redneck family and I plan on being a doctor).   ;D
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Re: Hillbilly medical terms.

Postby Squeek » Mon Apr 05, 2004 1:49 pm

thsoe are quite funny
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Postby Loafing Smurf » Mon Apr 05, 2004 11:47 pm

lol... ;D
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