World War Two

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World War Two

Postby terbert » Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:09 pm

Just outside London during WW2, was a fighter station, Northolt, where the Polish squadran were based. Next to the base, was Northolt village. One day, the vicar of Northolt arranged a meeting of the Women's Institute in the church hall and invited a few pilots to attend.

After the formalities, the vicar invited Pilot Officer Vladosky up on stage to give his account of the Battle of Britain. The invitation was accepted.

Vladosky stood up on stage. "Only this morning was I patrolling over London in my Spitfire when a fokker came at me from the left. I turned, fired my guns...Ratatatattatat...down he went in flames. Then another fokker came from the right..Ratatatatatat..I shot him down too. Then a third fokker came from the front..."
At this point, the vicar stood up and said "Ladies, I think I should point out that a fokker is a type of aeroplane"

"Yes" said Vladosky, "These fokkers was Messershmitts"

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Re: World War Two

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:54 pm

That is so old it needs carbon dating Tony ;) ;D ;D ;D
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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Re: World War Two

Postby Jared » Tue Mar 23, 2004 12:49 am

That is so old it needs carbon dating Tony ;) ;D ;D ;D


lol, but it still made me laugh at this odd hour of the day...:-)
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Re: World War Two

Postby BFMF » Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:11 am

That is so old it needs carbon dating Tony ;) ;D ;D ;D


Not to mention all the different versions there are ::) ;)
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Re: World War Two

Postby Corsair Freak » Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:12 am

I Loved It ;D :D ;D
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