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Just for the lassies

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:00 pm

Well err this one speaks for itself.....
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Re: Just for the lassies

Postby Politically Incorrect » Fri Mar 19, 2004 8:03 pm

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Re: Just for the lassies

Postby BFMF » Fri Mar 19, 2004 8:43 pm

I don't get it ::)
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Re: Just for the lassies

Postby IcedFoxtrotter » Sat Mar 20, 2004 5:02 am

Shag=sex
the machine does all the work without nagging aparently, so it would be better than her husband if it gave her sex as well. ::)
Obviously the wrong material for a site full of guys. ;)

She is kind of cute, even though she is apparently a newly converted lesbian. ;) ;D
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Re: Just for the lassies

Postby terbert » Sat Mar 20, 2004 8:12 am

??? ??? ??? ???

What's a lesbian


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Re: Just for the lassies

Postby IcedFoxtrotter » Sat Mar 20, 2004 8:28 am

Sorry terbert for that slip of, err, english. I still maintain that she is kind of cute though.

Edit: Here let me explain what I meant by that joke.  Most machines in this world are affectionately given female personas by guys.  If a non-straight guy is _ _ _, than a non-straight woman is....... OK?. So if she swaps her husband for this machine she is........ Get it?
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Re: Just for the lassies

Postby Fly2e » Sat Mar 20, 2004 11:51 am

Posted by: .Andrew. Posted on: Mar 19th, 2004, 8:43pm
I don't get it  
Posted by: IcedFoxtrotter Posted on: Today at 5:02am

Shag

Didn't you ever see Austin Powers?  
YEAH BABY!! WANNA SHAG!!!  ;D   ;D

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Re: Just for the lassies

Postby Fozzer » Sat Mar 20, 2004 2:44 pm

...Blimey... :o...!
It's our old Forum Member, Webb_PA... ;D...!
I've always wondered what he looked like... 8)...!

...come on Webb, do her a favour... :P...!
LOL...!

Cheers Mate... ;)...!

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Re: Just for the lassies

Postby BFMF » Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:40 am

[quote]Didn't you ever see Austin Powers?
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Re: Just for the lassies

Postby IcedFoxtrotter » Tue Mar 23, 2004 3:18 am

never did ;)

Riiiiggghhhhhtttt. You must be way out there in the sticks andrew. ;)
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Re: Just for the lassies

Postby BFMF » Tue Mar 23, 2004 3:33 am

I have heard of it, it's just that I was never interested in it ;)
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Re: Just for the lassies

Postby Corsair Freak » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:36 am

I have heard of it, it's just that I was never interested in it ;)


Same Here,

I Thought It Looked Pretty Stupid ::)
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