This old couple in their eighties were celebrating their Sixtieth wedding anniversary....
"Albert," says Ethel, " It would be really nice if we could go back to the place where we spent our honeymoon 60 years ago"
"Ok, my love" says Albert " If that is what you want, that is what you shall have"
So they go off to Bournemouth. When they get there, Ethel says "Albert, it would be really nice if we could go to the same hotel we went to 60 years ago"
"Ok, my love" says Albert " If that is what you want, that is what you shall have"
So they go off to the hotel. "Albert" says Ethel, it would be really nice if we could have the same room we had 60 years ago"
"Ok, my love" says Albert " If that is what you want, that is what you shall have"
Later on, as they are getting ready for bed, Ethel says "Albert, are you going to do to me what you did to me 60 years ago"
"Ok, my love" says Albert " If that is what you want, that is what you shall have"
So Albert sits on the bed and starts putting on a condom. "What are you putting that on for" says Ethel "We don't need that at our age"
"Its ok, my love" says Albert "I just love the smell of burning rubber" ;D
Tony C
