Where's Bob?!

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Where's Bob?!

Postby Cherokee_6 » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:02 pm

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
"Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
And third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks himwhat his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And fifth, where is "Bob?"

P.s. Sorry Jared for wrecking your streak of having all the posts on this page!
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Re: Where's Bob?!

Postby ChuckMajik » Fri Feb 27, 2004 1:04 pm

Sadly, this has been posted before;
but it's always funny!
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Re: Where's Bob?!

Postby Jared » Fri Feb 27, 2004 8:17 pm

That's quite allright fella, I had been copying them into a word file to post when I got a chance...

Well the chance finally came...:-)
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Re: Where's Bob?!

Postby Jared » Fri Feb 27, 2004 8:19 pm

good one by the way..:-)
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