Employee of the Month

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Employee of the Month

Postby Deputy » Wed Feb 04, 2004 6:55 pm

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation.
(1) ''Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig.''
(2) ''His men would follow him anywhere, ....... but only out of morbid curiosity.'
(3) ''I would not allow this employee to breed.''
(4) ''This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'.''
(5) ''Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.''
(6) ''When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.''
(7) ''He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.''
(8) ''This young lady has delusions of adequacy.''
(9) ''He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.''
(10) ''This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.''
(11) ''This employee should go far, ..... and the sooner he starts, the better.''
(12) ''Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.''
(13) ''A gross ignoramus
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Re: Employee of the Month

Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Feb 04, 2004 7:45 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Employee of the Month

Postby Jared » Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:59 pm

hey! Reminds me of someone...

hmmm..

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NO it's not me! Just everybody else that I work with!
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Re: Employee of the Month

Postby BFMF » Thu Feb 05, 2004 1:23 am

lol
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Re: Employee of the Month

Postby Politically Incorrect » Thu Feb 05, 2004 4:28 am

All those relate to people I work with!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Employee of the Month

Postby Jared » Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:19 am

always go the extra mile, it makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker...:-)
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Re: Employee of the Month

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Wed Feb 25, 2004 12:13 pm

LMAO  ;D
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Re: Employee of the Month

Postby Jared » Wed Feb 25, 2004 9:45 pm

we putr the "K" in kwality!
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Re: Employee of the Month

Postby Cvrt7.62Ghst » Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:12 am

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Oh man, it hurts. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Employee of the Month

Postby Polynomial » Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:08 am

lol that is hilariuos
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Re: Employee of the Month

Postby Jared » Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:32 am

We waste more time by 8am then any other company! :-)
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