The Wild Ride (or another blonde joke)

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The Wild Ride (or another blonde joke)

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu May 09, 2002 10:53 am

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.  She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.  She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.  The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up, the frail blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become
entangled in the stirrup, She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune .....

Bobby, the Walmart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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Re: The Wild Ride (or another blonde joke)

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Thu May 09, 2002 5:32 pm

Hahahahahahhahaha..............LOL
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Re: The Wild Ride (or another blonde joke)

Postby Jared » Mon Feb 16, 2004 10:20 am

Sounds like someone I know...:-)
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Re: The Wild Ride (or another blonde joke)

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Feb 16, 2004 11:43 am

Lord, I posted this May the 9th 2002....lol....I thought this one was dead and buried.

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Re: The Wild Ride (or another blonde joke)

Postby Deputy » Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:09 pm

Yeah, but to me, that ending was unexpected.
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Re: The Wild Ride (or another blonde joke)

Postby Cvrt7.62Ghst » Wed Feb 25, 2004 12:32 am

I know her too, that's my stepsister. ;D
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Re: The Wild Ride (or another blonde joke)

Postby Jared » Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:01 am

I know her too, that's my stepsister. ;D


I knew that she was related to you.... ;D ;D ;D
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