Cats

[Romulus111VADT]

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They're totally unpredictable.

4. They whine when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8. They're moody.

9. They leave their hair everywhere.

10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats

[Woodlouse2002]

i could not agree more

[Jared]

Cats are nicer...:-)

[Romulus111VADT]

Another of my moldy oldies. But I still agree that it describes women perfectly....lol.

[Tequila Sunrise]

sounds about right  ;D

[Jared]

Cats are nicer...:-)

enough said...:-)

[ozzy72]

Sounds about right to me Romulus, conversely of course women have things in common with dogs...
both can eat 5kgs of chocolate at a sitting
both always want back rubs
both look stupid but kinda cute in hats

One obvious difference however is that it is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman

[Deputy]

One obvious difference however is that it is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman

Oh Mark, why did you have to ruin my day?

[Omag 2.0]

Cats are nicer...:-)

My girlfriend never drives her nails in my knees when beeing patted!

I can rub my girlfriends tummy without beeing mollested.

So i am not quite sure what you say is true.

[SilverFox441]

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My girlfriend never drives her nails in my knees when beeing patted!

I can rub my girlfriends tummy without beeing mollested.

So i am not quite sure what you say is true.

[Jared]

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My girlfriend never drives her nails in my knees when beeing patted!

I can rub my girlfriends tummy without beeing mollested.

So i am not quite sure what you say is true.

[Romulus111VADT]

Well, I had a cat that would let me rub her belly....then after a few minutes....she'd get tired of it and attack my hand. She never attacked to do any real harm...just enough to let you know she'd had enough.

She was a brilliant cat....every afternoon she would sit in front of the TV watching a show on the Discovery channel that dealt allot with birds and fish. She would sit there very intently watching it...until the commercials came on....lmao. Then she'd give a discussed cat grumble...clean her fur or run to the cat box....but when the show came back on she would be right there to watch. She was amazing....even recognized the theme music of the show and would come running and plop in front of the TV for a full hour...less commercials...lol.

[Omag 2.0]

Sounds like a fun little creature.  ;D With taste ...  ;)